Bundle: Custom 4 Lines Text + PawPatch Track Dog Harness (Large)
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Bundle: Custom 4 Lines Text + PawPatch Track Dog Harness (Large)

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Bundle: Custom 4 Lines Text + PawPatch Track Dog Harness (Large)Give your dog the last wordfour times over. The PawPatch Track Dog Harness + Custom Text Patch Bundle is for dog owners who have something to say (and want their pup to say it for them). Whether its I Only Bark on Weekends or Emotional Support Snack Thief, this combo lets your mutt strut their personalityand your sense of humor. Whats in the bundle: Custom 4 Lines Text Patch Say it loud, say it proudyour patch, your words. Choose from a variety of

Give your dog the last word—four times over.

The PawPatch Track Dog Harness + Custom Text Patch Bundle is for dog owners who have something to say (and want their pup to say it for them). Whether it’s “I Only Bark on Weekends” or “Emotional Support Snack Thief,” this combo lets your mutt strut their personality—and your sense of humor.


What’s in the bundle:

  • Custom 4-Lines Text Patch
  • Say it loud, say it proud—your patch, your words. Choose from a variety of fonts, colors, and layouts. Up to 18 characters per line across 4 lines. You tweak it in the live preview, we print it just like that. No surprises. No regrets. Unless you wanted a typo.

PawPatch Track Harness

  • The harness that does more than hold your dog back—it puts them on the map (literally).
  • Velcro®-compatible patch area for easy swaps
  • Built-in Apple AirTag pocket to track your floof
  • No-pull, adjustable fit for all-day comfort
  • Reflective details for after-dark sniff missions

Perfect for gifting, clever quotes, casual flexing, or just making your dog the funniest one on the block.

Go ahead—give your dog a voice. Just make it a funny one.


Harness The Beast:

Your dog’s got personality—and possibly poor impulse control. Enter the PawPatch Track Harness, your new best friend’s new best gear.

This isn’t some generic big-box harness. It’s a customizable, trackable, no-escape, look-good-do-good piece of pup tech. Built with comfort and control in mind, it features:

  • A Velcro®-compatible patch zone for swapping out messages as often as your mood changes
  • A built-in AirTag pocket, so you can track your fur missile if they pull a backyard jailbreak
  • No-pull fit that keeps your arm in its socket during “Squirrel!” moments
  • Fully adjustable straps for a dialed-in fit (no awkward belly sag or shoulder squeeze)
  • Breathable padding + reflective accents to keep your dog comfy and visible—day or night

Whether you're on a trail, the sidewalk, or a patio where your dog thinks everyone came to meet them, this harness handles the hype with swagger and smarts.

Because let’s be honest—your dog’s not basic. Their gear shouldn’t be either.


Four lines. One patch. Endless ways to get a laugh, make a point, or leave strangers confused (in a good way).

This isn’t some pre-made “Good Dog” nonsense. This is your message, your way—loud, proud, and Velcro®-ready.

Here’s what you’re working with:

  • Up to 4 lines of text, 18 characters each (yep, spaces count—so plan that punchline wisely)
  • Choose from a lineup of fonts, sizes, and colors to dial in the vibe—loud and bold or dry and deadpan
  • Live preview shows you exactly what you’re getting—no guesswork, no "oops"
  • Printed on a 3” x 2” patch, designed to turn heads and start conversations (or awkward chuckles)

Perfect for dog personalities ranging from “Nap Professional” to “Certified Trash Inspector,” wedding party shenanigans, or just flexing your wit on every walk.

Because let’s face it—if your dog’s not saying something funny, you’re wasting real estate.


📦 Bulk Orders Welcome

Custom patches for events, weddings, work crews, bachelor parties, or inside jokes that deserve to live forever? We’ve got bulk discounts—just shoot us a message.


🧼 Patch Care Tips

  • Storage: Store back-to-back (rough side to rough side) to avoid snags
  • Washing: Cold wash, air dry—no heat, no iron, no fabric softener
  • Longevity: Treat 'em right, and they’ll outlast your favorite hat
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Parents of 3 young boys
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 5
Great book of fun facts about nation’s capital!
Format: Flexibound
I take my 3 boys (3, 5, 7) to Washington DC each year. This is a wonderful book full of fun facts for our nation’s capital. If you are looking for a kid version of a travel book that maps you through neighborhoods, etc., this is not it, but what kid would like that kind of book? That’s what grown-ups are for - mapping out the trip. Rather, this is a great supplement to read at bedtime to learn all sorts of facts about the city - from the historical pets of the White House to the error in the inscription on the Abraham Lincoln memorial. Really - these are great facts for adults also! Each page is a separate set of topics on its own, so it’s easy to read just a few pages at a time. Also there are great illustrations to hold the younger audience’s interest as well. This is a great buy and a must-have to get kids ready for their trip, or to read during it, or after (or all three!).
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Reviewed in the United States on May 28, 2018
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Melanie "Vaxxed & Masked" Gilbert
Massapequa, US
★★★★★ 4
Happy Wanderer
Format: Flexibound
City Trails is not a guided walking tour (like the Freedom Trail here in Boston) of the Metro DC area. No addresses or street names are noted in the blurbs. To actually visit any of these places, you’ll have to consult a real map. For instance, the chapter “Statue City” highlights notable statuary around town. But the Capitol Building statues (in SE DC) are far from the Cathedral ones (in NW DC.) The themed groupings (G-G-G-Ghosts, Animals Around Town, Water World and more) are less maps to any place and more of an interesting overview of our Nation’s amazingly diverse and action-packed city. It’s best read as a primer on experiencing the flavor of the city (I lived and worked there.) It reads more along the lines of the “Weird But True” series made famous by National Geographic for Kids. I don’t see this being of value to tourists in town for a limited time whose sightseeing is going to include major attractions like government buildings (White House, Capitol), museums (Smithsonian), some monuments (Jefferson, Lincoln, Washington) and other popular sites (Ford’s Theater.) This guide is actually best suited for the Metro-area (WDC, MD and VA) resident – child or adult - who wants a deeper dive into their hometown’s off-the-beaten-path sights and stories. A well designed and written book of historical trivia.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 29, 2018
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W. Simpsen
Omaha, US
★★★★★ 4
Nice way to learn about a trip to D.C.
Format: Flexibound
I got this for my kids to read before we went to Washington D.C. The pages are colorful, illustrated, and have short bursts of interesting details about the various attractions available to tourists who are visiting. My kids were eager to find the places on our itinerary and read about them ahead of time. They learned what to expect and were sure not to miss the important aspects of our tours. This book is recommended for 9 to 12 year olds and I think that is the perfect range. There is just enough information to peak their interest and not so much that they get bored by reading a bunch of text. The Table of Contents wasn't that informative in finding specific places, but the index was. My kids preferred to leaf through the whole book and find what was interesting to them.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 28, 2018
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Susan Hicks
Whiting, US
★★★★★ 5
Learning while having fun
Format: Flexibound
Great book for the grandchildren - and the parents enjoyed it with them
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Reviewed in the United States on January 20, 2018
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Jennifer Austin
Houston, US
★★★★★ 3
Not good for travel, picture book only
Format: Flexibound
This is a beautiful book with fantastic illustrations and an engaging color palette. It includes a good variety of historical background information and sightseeing locations. However, it is a better picture book for browsing only. It is not a good travel book for kids to plan their own adventures. Who has ever heard of a travel book without maps?! No maps, no directions, no coordinating subway/bus maps. The printing is exceptionally small, almost too small to read. The book should have been made larger to accommodate the text. The text is excellent, but it printed as if the publisher never expected the kid/parent to read it. On one hand, our family really enjoyed how engaging the book appeared, but we were disappointed in its quality as a travel book. It shouldn’t be marketed as a travel book, but a geography book series.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 1, 2020

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