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Old GroanersQueen Victoria supposedly said "We are not amused". Read "Old Groaners", and you will find some of the conundrums, or riddles, that amused the Victorians. Why do some persons believe the moon to be made of green cheese? Because of the milky whey that surrounds it. Which is the way to make your trousers last? To make your coat and waistcoat first. Why is a guinea in the distance not worth a penny? Because it's only a far thing. Why do little birds in a
Queen Victoria supposedly said "We are not amused". Read "Old Groaners", and you will find some of the conundrums, or riddles, that amused the Victorians.Why do some persons believe the moon to be made of green cheese? Because of the milky whey that surrounds it.
Which is the way to make your trousers last? To make your coat and waistcoat first.
Why is a guinea in the distance not worth a penny? Because it's only a far-thing.
Why do little birds in a nest agree? Because if they did not, they would fall out.
Why is a dead doctor like a dead duck? Because he has stopped quacking.
What is worse than "raining cats and dogs"?
Hailing omnibuses.
Read about the background to "Old Groaners" at
http://lulu.wikidot.com/old-groaners
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★★★★★ 5
Small Valet Tray Nightstand Organizer (Black)
Color: Black, Color: Black
I really love the leather look of this valet tray. It’s both stylish and functional, giving a classy touch to my nightstand while keeping small items neatly organized. The PU leather finish feels smooth, looks high-end, and the construction feels sturdy.
Pros:
Elegant PU leather design with a textured finish
Compact 8x8 inch size fits perfectly on nightstands, dressers, or desks
Multi-purpose — great for keys, watches, jewelry, remotes, or glasses
Water-resistant surface makes it easy to wipe clean
Adds a decorative touch while being practical
Makes a thoughtful and stylish gift
Cons:
The sides are a little low, so bulkier items may slide out
Only available in limited colors compared to some other organizers
Overall, this is a really nice valet tray. It looks more expensive than it is, keeps my essentials in one place, and adds a clean, organized look to my space. Definitely worth it if you like the leather aesthetic!
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Reviewed in the United States on September 20, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Fits many trinkets and looks good
Color: Black
Simple little organizer for trinkets. Easy to snap together into a box shape and holds keys, pens, vapes, and other bits and pieces. My partner is happy I ordered it!
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Reviewed in the United States on October 4, 2025
★★★★★ 4
Excellent one
Color: Black, Color: Black
Build
These valet trays are perfect for placements on nightstands, sofas, end tables, etc. They are very compact and unobtrusive. Their size is ideal for holding daily essentials without taking up excessive space, and blending seamlessly with various decor styles.
Material
Constructed with a soft and durable synthetic surface, the tray is gentle to the touch and provides a wipeable and easy to clearn finish. The black color complements any decor and the materials prevent damage to surfaces they are put on.
Functionality
These trays serve as excellent catch-alls for remotes, phones, earbuds, glasses, jewelry, watches and other small items, helping keep sofas, nightstands and tables organized and clutter-free. The sturdy, level construction ensures stability, and the trays hold essentials like phones, TV remotes, and personal accessories effectively.
Value for Money (VFM)
Given their functionality, design, and affordability, these valet trays offer good value. They enhance organization without compromising style and are suitable for various rooms in the home. Will definitely recommend them.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 30, 2025
★★★★★ 5
A Stylish and Functional Addition to My Décor!
Color: Gray 1 Pack, Size: 8" x 8" x 1.8", Color: Gray 1 Pack, Size: 8" x 8" x 1.8"
I recently purchased the ZHEM Valet Tray for Men in Dark Gray, and I couldn't be happier with this product. It's become an indispensable part of my daily routine and home décor.
The design and craftsmanship of this tray are outstanding. The dark gray color is elegant and complements my furniture perfectly. It's not just a valet tray; it's also a decorative piece that adds a touch of sophistication to my nightstand and dresser.
The size (8x8x1.75 inches) is ideal for holding my daily essentials like my watch, perfume, keys, and even napkins. I appreciate the versatility - it serves as a decorative piece, an organizer, and a functional tray all in one!
The quality is top-notch, and it feels sturdy and well-made. It's also easy to clean, which is a big plus.
Overall, the Tray has exceeded my expectations. It's a stylish and functional addition to my décor, and I highly recommend it to anyone looking for a versatile and attractive tray for their home. Five stars! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
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Reviewed in the United States on September 8, 2023
★★★★★ 5
Super cute landing space for keys
Color: White 1 Pack, Size: 8" x 8" x 1.8", Color: White 1 Pack, Size: 8" x 8" x 1.8"
I always have trouble finding my keys and so it’s been very helpful to have a dedicated spot to easily throw them in when I get home. At first I thought it would be too big but it’s the perfect size for two wallets and keys, and it’s good quality albeit a bit expensive. The gold isn’t too shiny either, it’s a nice touch and it really reduces the look of clutter on your surfaces and helps it look more organized. It also doesn’t slip around.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 2, 2026
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